Awards Night 2011
You can’t end a season without giving out some awards and that is exactly what the GateKeepers did on Sunday, November 13th at Tower Pub. After all the hard work, it was time to take a break and enjoy each others’ company and have a good time reflecting on what we had accomplished this season.
After watching Gotham take down Oly in the WFTDA Finals it was time to hand out the awards. It’s amazing how many more awards we had this season, but as the league grows, so do the amount of awards. So without further ado, here are your winners:
Most-Likely to be Sent to the Box: Zombie Jesus
Fan Favorite: Percy Controll
Rockets Best Blocker: Zombie Jesus Also nominated: Magnum, p.i.m.p. and Kurt Mangle
Rockets Best Jammer: Magnum, p.i.m.p. Also nominated: High Pains Drifter and Shanego Fett
Rockets MVP: Magnum, p.i.m.p. Also nominated: High Pains Drifter and Zombie Jesus
Crimes Best Blocker: Juke Blocks hero Also nominated: Skulls McCrackin’ and Oodles of Brutal
Crimes Best Jammer: Short Knocks Also nominated: Debaucherous Prime and The Saint
Crimes MVP: Debaucherous Prime Also nominated: Juke Blocks Hero and Short Knocks
Slammers Best Blocker: Percy Controll Also nominated: Sweet Tooth and Double Excel
Slammers Best Jammer: Gnat King Kill Also nominated: Bat Wing and Neil Death Experience
Slammers MVP: Percy Controll Also nominated: Gnat King Kill and Bat Wing
B-Keepers Blocker: NoFX-Shun Also nominated: Oodles of Brutal and Specs Offender
B-Keepers Jammer: The Saint Also nominated: Neil Death Experience and Jagged Little Will
B-Keepers MVP: The Saint Also nominated: Specs Offender and NoFX-Shun
Soul Crusher: Percy Controll Also nominated: Juke Blocks Hero and Magnum, p.i.m.p.
Rookie of the Year: Gnat King Kill Also nominated: Neil Death Experience and Oodles of Brutal
Roll Model: Debaucherous Prime Also nominated: High Pains Drifter, Magnum, p.i.m.p. and Bat Wing
Most Improved: Inquadable Hulk Also nominated: Poppa Choppa and The Saint
Most Committed: Magnum, p.i.m.p. Also nominated: Bat Wing and Debaucherous Prime
Best New-Comer: Jagged Little Will Also nominated: Bled Zepplin and Happie Meal
Biggest Contributor: Bay Harbor Butcher Also nominated: Magnum, p.i.m.p. and Juke Blocks Hero
Hardest Hitter: Double Excel Also nominated: Wrecking Bill and Juke Blocks Hero
Biggest Bad-Ass: Double Excel Also nominated: Wrecking Bill and Oodles of Brutal
Biggest Partier: The Slammers Also nominated: Percy Control, High Pains Drifter and Double Excel
Best Derby Name: Screech Around Also nominated: Specs Offender and Neil Death Experience
Best Beard: Percy Controll Also nominated: High Pains Drifter and Magnum, p.i.m.p.
Best NSO: Bay Harbor Butcher Also nominated: Steady Mercury and Kid J
Most Committed Ref: Rockity Roller Also nominated: Rumbledore and BlueBerry
Most Knowledgeable Ref: Rockity Roller Also nominated: The Siege and Shimmy Hoffa
Most Valuable Volunteer: Bay Harbor Butcher Also nominated: Mr. McWheely and Star-Spangled Hammer
Local-League Best Blocker: Magnum, p.i.m.p Also nominated: Percy Controll and Juke Blocks Hero
Local-League Best Jammer: Gnat king Kill Also nominated: Short Knocks and Debaucherous Prime
Local-League MVP: Magnum, p.i.m.p. Also nominated: Gnat King Kill and Percy Controll
Local-League Most Points: Magnum, p.i.m.p. (312 points scored)
Travel-Team Blocker: Magnum, p.i.m.p. Also nominated: Percy Controll and Zombie Jesus
Travel-Team Jammer: Short Knocks Also nominated: Gnat King Kill and Debaucherous Prime
Travel-Team MVP: Magnum, p.i.m.p. Also nominated: Percy Controll and Gnat King Kill
Travel-Team Most Points: Short Knocks (320 points scored)
So there you have it folks! The GateKeepers’ inaugural local season was a huge success thanks to hard work and all the fans out there who supported us. We thank you and look forward to playing for you next season. Be sure to keep your eyes on the site as soon we will be announcing our 2012 season schedule. Also next month I’ll be posting my first GateKeepers’ year in review.
See you at the bouts!
Star-Spangled Hammer
Star-Spangled Hammer is the announcer for the St. Louis GateKeepers.



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