Double Excel’s origin is more Midwestern lore than hard fact. Some say he was raised in the woods by all the creatures of the wild after his mother was killed by hunters and his father abandoned the family. . . others say that’s the plot to A popular Disney cartoon. In any case the troubled backwoods youth learned at an early age that his greatest thrills came from the great outdoors and hitting on large women (with no intention of calling them at a later date.) Adapting to city life wasn’t easy for Double Excel, camo t-shirts and muddy boots dont mix well with hipsters. However he fell in love with St. Louis and has done his fair share of partying. Leaving in his wake a trail of empty Natty Light cans and broken noses. Then one fateful day on Craigslist he saw an ad for the GateKeepers roller derby. It started a fire, and there isn’t enough Natty Light on Earth to put it out. Your best wing man and your worst enemy . . . Double Excel