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October Skater of the Month: Bagel Insanity

[2 Oct 2013 | No Comment]

Still a relative newcomer to the league, Bagel Insanity has quickly found a place in both the Crimes and B-Keepers’ blocking schemas.  He is still raw and has a lot of potential to develop into a fantastic blocker.  He is the October Skater of the Month!  He is Bagel Insanity!
Why did you get into Derby?
I was originally cast in that movie “Whip It”, but was replaced two weeks into shooting by Ellen Page.
Who do you think has had the most influence on your style of play?
I’m not sure any one …

September Skater of the Month: Hand Rail!

[2 Sep 2013 | No Comment]

As a member of the South Grand Slammers local Team and both the B-Keepers and the Travel Team, Hand Rail has steadily developed into a solid jammer.  His combination of speed and agility make him a nightmare for opposing jammers and he is only going to get better.  He is the September Skater of the Month, he is Hand Rail!
Why did you get into Derby?
I was talking to gnat King Kill at a bar over some beers in 2012 during game 6 of the world series, and he had mentioned …

August Skater of the Month: Poppa Choppa!

[1 Aug 2013 | One Comment]

Poppa Choppa burst onto the scene a couple years ago.  What he lacked initially in skating skill he more than made up for with determination and dedication.  He soon became a physical presence on the track that you always had to account for.  As a member of the Rockets, he solidified an excellent blocking corps that won the 2012 Turf War Championship.  He is also probably the only men’s derby player with TRIPLETS!  He is the August Skater of the Month, he is…POPPA CHOPPA!
Why did you get into Derby?

I first …

St. Louis Sweeps New York!

[30 Jul 2013 | No Comment]

It was a wild night of double-header action that was full of big hits and plentiful scoring as the B-Keepers sent the Dow Jones Average plummeting by a score of 325 – 81 and in the main event the GateKeepers battled the New York Shock Exchange winning by a score of 192 – 103.

The opening bout of the evening featured the B-Keepers taking on the Dow Jones Average.  This was the first meeting between these two “b teams” and would be a great opportunity for these development squads to get …

#2 vs #3 as GateKeepers take on rival New York!

[24 Jul 2013 | No Comment]

The word takes on a whole new meaning when applied to sports.  The action gets more intense.  The emotions get stronger.  The fans get louder.  The game simply means more.  Look at the NFL and MLB.  When the Bears play the Packers those two cities practically shut down.  When the Yankees play the Red Sox its national news.  In the MRDA, that rivalry goes to St. Louis and New York and the fifth meeting of these two titans takes place this Saturday night at the Midwest Sports Hockey Complex at …

RiverFront Crimes win the 2013 Turf War Championship!

[22 Jul 2013 | One Comment]

It was a wild bout on Saturday night that saw numerous lead changes and even four tie scores at various points of the game.  After the dust settled, the RiverFront Crimes completed the Cinderella season and hoisted the Turf War Championship trophy beating the Dogtown Rockets by a score of 155 – 115.
The entire season came down to this moment.  All the hard work, blood and sweat prepared these modern-day gladiators for this very battle.  The regular season battles were back-and-forth for all three teams as all three ended the …

Crimes take on Rockets in Turf War Finale!

[17 Jul 2013 | No Comment]


All the hard work, sweat and blood have come down to this.  The RiverFront Crimes will face the defending Turf War Champion Dogtown Rockets in the Championship bout this Saturday night at the Midwest Sports Hockey Complex at Queeny Park.
The Crimes started the season with tough losses to both the Slammers and the Rockets,  but showed improvement each bout and that improvement continued on through two big wins against the Slammers and Rockets to finish out the season strong.  The Crimes have become a team of one mind and one …